Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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