- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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