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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

._____________________. Whale!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

what do you call a black guy african american

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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