Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Do the roar!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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