So one time there was this woman learning...

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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That is so fetch

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Women's rights

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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