- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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