- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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