What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Anti Joke

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