hi mom

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Your Mom

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im @ work, LOL.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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