- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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