What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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