what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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tommy is retared

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