Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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