My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

a blond girl walks into a bar

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do I hate? people

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

whats gay and american? a gay american

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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