#Getweird

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Dwight Howard

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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