A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

No antijoke here.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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