To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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anus

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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