- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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