A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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