- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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