- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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