- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

._____________________. Whale!

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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