Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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