- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Latvia isn't a joke

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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