yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

chirs

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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