- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

You were born.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's half of 8? o

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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