A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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the economy.

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White NBA players.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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