Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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