Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red violets are indigo

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops