- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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