- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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