A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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