- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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