- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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