A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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seek beauty

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Justin Beiber

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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