Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's funny? Women's rights.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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