- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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