- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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