her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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