- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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