How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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