- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

The holocaust

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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