- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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