Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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