- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A house comes around the corner.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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