What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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