- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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