What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

where's mom I killed her

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A black man walks out of a police station

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

how do you win a game try your best

Racial Equality

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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