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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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