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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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