What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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