women's rights

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Connor is homo

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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