- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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