Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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