- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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