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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do black people eat? Food.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Chris is hairy

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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