- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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