- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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