What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Good job, son.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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