- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Mooses

A house comes around the corner.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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