Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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