An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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