- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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