antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

This is not funny.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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