I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

White men's rights

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Face...tastes like chicken!

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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