Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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