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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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