Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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