There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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